Sunday Humor

In the Catholic Humor section of our Church bulletin, the following appeared:

A minister decided that visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol is dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke is dead. The third worm in chocolate syrup is dead. The fourth worm in good clean soil is alive. So the minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?" Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate...you won't have worms!"

It was Palm Sunday and because of a sore throat five year old Billy stayed home from Church with a sitter. When his family returned home, they were carrying several Palm Branches. Billy asked, "What are they for?" His parents replied, "People held them over Jesus' head as He walked by." "Wouldn't you know it," Billy fumed, "The one Sunday that I don't go to church, HE showed up!"